treats-- lincoln park, chicago

for being some kind of 99% fat free weird preservative-filled dairy dessert, this stuff was not bad. i am on a diet, so i need all the help i can get. i was able to get a chocolate dip PLUS chocolate sprinkles, which kicked some serious ass. the vanilla soft serve tasted much like a melted marshmallow, which is not altogether a bad thing. there was a crazy long line, and the signboard is too small to read from the back. having the various toppings, etc. listed somewhere visible would be nice.

as mike was waiting outside, since he refuses to eat fake food, he overheard some guy say to another, "dude, why do people go to treats? don't they know it makes you fart?" and i have to say, that my stomach was in turmoil almost immediately afterwards for a full day, at least.